I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
