Heybabeimwearingurpanties
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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