one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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