Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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