it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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