Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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