i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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