yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
smell my finger.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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