im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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