I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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