i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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