no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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