Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
im six kinds of drunk right now
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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