you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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