I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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