he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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