Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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