A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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