Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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