no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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