sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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