but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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