...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just forgot I was standing up.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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