Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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