I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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