I heard we made out
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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