Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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