Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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