she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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