He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
