Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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