can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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