I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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