I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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