Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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