Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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