we're blogging at a bar
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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