Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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