Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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