Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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