After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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