How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
