it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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