new low.... made out with someone while peeing
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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