i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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