Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
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