i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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