Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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