i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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