In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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