How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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