I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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