? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
