Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How does one acquire holy water?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
We smell like vodka and hangover
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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