Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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