So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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